Auntie Kendall & Bad Bunny

She still won't get pregnant for the brand

I was glad when Auntie Kendall finally ended things with Devin Booker. I mean dating an NBA player in 2023? Grow-up.

What’s next? Are we bringing QuickTrim back too? Should I open a DASH store in Miami for old-time sake?

The brand needs to move on from the National Basketball Association. Immediately.

I pitched Auntie Kendall a new, hot relationship with Bad Bunny. He doesn’t really speak English and she’s boring, but I see that as a non-issue. Look, Auntie Kylie had 2 kids with Travis Scott and they barely spoke.

This can work.

We all know that she’s the only one in this family that won’t have a baby for the brand, so the least she can do is get into a high-profile relationship with an international superstar. If Auntie Kourt can do it, she can do it. It’s time she pulls her weight in this family.

I’m not saying she has to marry the guy, but if he mentions 818 Tequila in a song it’s a win.