I Am Not Involved With That Podcast
Before the rumors get out of hand, let me clear something up about Auntie Khloe's podcast.
I want to make sure my fans know that I am not involved with Auntie Khloe’s podcast, “Khloe In Wonderland”. Do you honestly think that I would approve that title? If I were spearheading this project, the name “Khloe In Wonder Land” would have never seen the light of day. And airing podcast episodes exclusively on “X”??? This screams Jenner Communications.
Auntie and her team did ask me to work on this project, however, the timing didn’t work for me. I was out of the office indefinitely when they were in the planning and execution phases of the show.
Also, they didn’t offer enough money for me to consider coming back from my sabbatical early. I wouldn’t get out of bed for that kind of money. The numbers they were throwing at me were insulting. I bet Corey got paid more than this to do those little silk pajama sets for Dolce & Gabbana.
Ever since that Lion King check cleared, my price has gone up. People are just going to have to adjust.
I told Auntie that I recognize the podcast is going to have major budget constraints and I don’t do tight budgets. I need creative freedom and the resources that support my creativity. I take pride in my work. I told her to call Kris she’ll throw something together.
And that’s what they did, they just threw something together.
Right off the bat, the set is giving economical.
The entire set looks like it was sponsored by HomeGoods.
No microphones. Their financial estimate didn’t account for microphones, so they put a fake tree in the background instead (definitely from HomeGoods).
Would it kill her to put some artwork on the walls? I know money was tight, but I’m sure True could’ve got some of her whale drawings framed on the cheap.
No promotion or press leading up to the premiere date.
Hailey Bieber was a guest on The Tonight Show promoting that terrible YouTube channel where she and Auntie Kendall made Mac n’ Cheese in the bathroom, but you’re telling me she couldn’t book The Kelly Clarkson show?
And I’m sorry, but having Scott as your very first guest on the podcast was a choice. I don’t care how tight the budget was. Having a jobless man who dated Lisa Rinna’s child as your first guest on your podcast was a choice. What are we asking him: “Now that you’re over 40 are you ready to date women who are at least in their mid-20s or are you still looking for someone who just took their SATs last year?”
And it’s no shade to Scott, it’s just business. I thought the point of the podcast was to get viewers and listeners. I just know the episode did “Flip It Like Disick” numbers.
If she really wants to put on a show, put Travis on the couch with Scott. Let’s take it back to our E! Network days. Let’s get negative!
But that won’t happen because no one has the vision or the budget.
Editor’s note: While writing this, I learned Scott’s appearance fee was a carton of cigarettes. Production somehow found leftover funds in the budget, so they threw in a lighter.
I could only watch about 10 minutes of this episode. If you’re asking me to pretend that Scott is interesting for 45 minutes, you’re officially asking for too much.
But, what little I did hear was concerning.
At one point in the podcast, Auntie Khloe asks him how he deals with fame. Fame? Imagine your sister being married to the drummer of Blink-182 and you still consider Scott famous.
The Malikas listened to the rest of the show—I have better things to do—and told me Scott brought my name up a few times. Immediately, I had the ladies send Auntie a kind but firm note, requesting that she refrain from mentioning my name on her podcast. It’s not personal—it’s about protecting my brand and reputation. If this continues, the next correspondence will come from my lawyers. And their notes are not as kind.
Legalities aside—family comes first. Even if it means swallowing my pride and pretending I’m not mortified this thing launched on X.