Saving This Show... Again
Kris said she needed help with the ratings
Heads up, I’m in a lot of this episode.
Kris said she needed help with the ratings (again).
I said I needed a check.
We both got what we wanted.
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The episode opens with Mommy shooting a Beats by Dre commercial with Jimmy Fallon.
NW: Related, but not related: Thank God we no longer have to pretend James Corden is funny.
While at the shoot, Mommy tells Auntie Khloé on the phone that I got invited to sing at the 30th Anniversary of “The Lion King” concert at the Hollywood Bowl. She’s torn on whether or not to let me do it. Auntie Khloé expresses concerns about the world being mean.
DadYe thinks it sounds cool. So, we have a family meeting. I say yes immediately.
It’s cute that Mommy wants you guys to think that she has any say so in my decisions, especially about my business or career.
She must be doing this for the cameras.
Mommy whines about not planning to be a momager for at least another 10 years. She says every day I’m booked is a day she can’t work.
As if she has anything going on.
Busy with what? Shooting those tacky, unimaginative SKIMS campaigns?
She barely got booked in Ryan Murphey’s little show and that was just because he owed me a favor. Ma’am, you are not busy.
Stop it!
She also says she’s not taking 10%.
You can’t take something that wasn’t offered.
I agreed to let her call herself a momager for this show, but please don’t get this twisted. I’m just letting her shadow me so she can learn this side of the business.
A momager, she is not. Closer to intern.
If anything I should be taking 10% from her for letting her use my resources.
Scott’s Assistant Crisis
Auntie Khloé visited Scott.
ALLEGEDLY, he was offered a role in an Adam Sandler movie, but his assistant—who was new at the time—turned it down without checking with him.
Auntie Khloé asked if he fired her. He says no because she actually quit that day. She was overwhelmed by all the tasks (aka looking at a calendar and telling him when his kids’ games were). She wanted to do social media instead.
He’s having an assistant crisis.
Auntie Khloé wants to help Scott find a new assistant—or as she calls it, a caretaker.
Sorry, but assistant?!?!??!
What was this person assisting with, booking bottle service at the club? Making sure his girlfriends are at least 18?
