Season 7... How?

Season 7 is here, and I’m sure you're asking the same thing MJ asked me when I told her the show got renewed…“how?”.

I’ve concluded that Kris helped Bob Iger (head of Disney) bury a body, and now she’s blackmailing him… allegedly.

At the beginning of the episode, we get a tease of some major drama for this season. If you’ve been watching this show for the past 6 seasons, then you know better than to be fooled. Remember the season when we spent like 3 episodes on Kris’ hip surgery. Or the entire season we spent on Mommy and Auntie Kourt fighting about Dolce & Gabbana?

This tease went on for almost four minutes. That was my first clue that this episode was about to be a waste of my time.

When the episode finally starts, we learn that Kris has had a facelift. After that “big reveal,” we go into a very bizarre skit where Kris is entering the Kylie Cosmetics office as if she’s Miranda Priestley from The Devil Wears Prada. They really need to let this bit go. If we don’t have enough content for a full episode, just cancel the show.

Next, Auntie Khloe visits Scott in a cat suit.

Auntie Khloe and Scott chat about the Palisades Fire and how the family evacuated. They also noted that their episode of Auntie Khloe’s podcast aired the day the fires started. She claims it did amazing numbers, despite the tragedy.

Are we lying about the numbers to make Scott feel good? I assure you, it’s not necessary. Just buy him some vodka and a carton of cigarettes.

Scott then says he’s been thinking about moving back to New York. He said that he doesn’t have many reasons to live in Hidden Hills anymore.

I can think of three: Mason, Penelope, and the one that eats crayons.