The Call

I can not confirm or deny if I am in the “Not Kourt” group chat

I found out about this phone call at the same time you all did. I watched this scene in horror, but also I thought about our ratings and I quickly recovered. Hulu actually thanked us.

I think a lot of things were said. A lot of truths and a lot of false narratives.

Yes, Mommy did do a lot of complaining at Auntie Kourt’s wedding, but did you see the portion sizes at the reception dinner? We were starving. Not to mention we had to spend the entire wedding dodging her Z-list guests. It’s like, no we are not taking a picture with you weirdos so you can get your likes up on Instagram, take a hint. At one point my security had to mace Machine Gun Kelly.