"The Kardashians" | S3 Ep5
We are still talking about Dolce & Gabbana, so this episode picks back up in Milan the night before the fashion show.
Dedicating this storyline to five episodes is completely uncalled for. Did we really need to take five episodes to see Mommy pick out a necklace and give some half-hearted waves at a fashion show?
Mommy and I were in our hotel room with Mommy’s employee Tracy and Mommy’s friends, Natalie Halcro and Olivia Pearson. Production told me they were stars on a couple of short-lived reality shows on E! called, WAGS and Nat & Liv.
I’m unfamiliar with both shows and I had never seen these people before Mommy started bringing them around.
It was a long day and Mommy felt delirious. The past few days in Milan had been so busy and crazed, but her hard work was going to pay off the next day at the fashion show.
The girls started to tell Mommy the story about Auntie Khloe texting the group chat that she said “Hey baby” to a hot guy on the elevator. Ironically, it turned out that the hot guy was staying in the room right across from hers. Mommy and her friends thought this was fate!
When everyone in the group chat is delulu.
Tracy told Auntie Khloe to slip an invite to the Dolce & Gabbana party under the hot guy’s door. I thought this was an amateur move, so I came up with an even better idea: We should make a note saying it’s from the hot guy and hang it on Auntie Khloe’s door. Mommy loved the idea because it was brilliant.
Honestly, why are we paying people when I have to do all the thinking?
I volunteered to write the note because honestly, I’m not sure Natalie or Olivia can read or write based on the few interactions I’ve had with them.
Hi Khloe. Knock on my door two times if you want to go on a date.