The Middle Finger? Me?

My Christmas Card Photoshoot Statement

If you watched the season one finale of ‘The Kardashians’ or read my recap, then you heard Mommy make the claim that a lot of the pictures from our family Christmas Card photoshoot were unusable because I had my middle finger up.

After consulting with my legal team, I have decided that instead of pursuing legal action against Mommy for violating our NDA, it would be in my best interest and the interest of this family unit to resolve our issues behind closed doors. Unlike some people, I don’t like discussing my personal grievances with Mommy on social media, so I’ll keep it cute this time.

I want to start by thanking everyone who waited to hear my side of the story before passing judgment. I think it’s funny that for a woman who claims to have so much going, Mommy seems to always find the time to assassinate my character.