Archive - Nori’s Black Book

Nobody Posted For My Birthday

Except Kris. And we’re not even speaking.

Jun 16 •

May 2025

We’re No Longer Speaking (Over a Hat)

Sigh. Like I do every year when it’s time to start planning for The Met, I had the Malikas send Mommy, Auntie Kylie, Auntie Kendall, and Kris the…

May 9 •

February 2025

Saving This Show... Again

Kris said she needed help with the ratings

Feb 27 •

How did this happen?

Feb 12 •

January 2025

I Am Not Involved With That Podcast

Before the rumors get out of hand, let me clear something up about Auntie Khloe's podcast.

Jan 14 •

Auntie Kylie Attends The Golden Globes

This was a work event, don't get it twisted

Jan 10 •

June 2024

She Destroyed Me On My Birthday

Mommy is disrespectful. That's the tweet.

Jun 24, 2024 •

May 2024

I Just Can't Wait To Be King

Just know that tearing me down is not taking money out of my pockets. Get a job!

May 31, 2024 •

I Just Saved "The Lion King"

I was disappointed that they were unwilling to call the show “The Lion King Featuring North West and Friends”.

May 22, 2024 •

February 2024

January Put Me Through It

Well, one month down 11 more to go, dolls.

Feb 1, 2024 •

December 2023

My 2023 Last-Minute Holiday Gift Guide

You can't afford it

Dec 20, 2023 •

50k for a Verse, No Album Out

I put you all on notice. I told you girlies you only have so much time to prepare because I was coming.

Dec 15, 2023 •

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