Nori’s Black Book

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Season 7... How?
Season 7 is here, and I’m sure you're asking the same thing MJ asked me when I told her the show got renewed…“how?”.
 • Nori West
The Kardashians Season 7
I’m convinced Kris has some dirt on Bob Iger. It’s the only logical explanation for how this show keeps getting renewed.
 • Nori West
We’re No Longer Speaking (Over a Hat)
Sigh. Like I do every year when it’s time to start planning for The Met, I had the Malikas send Mommy, Auntie Kylie, Auntie Kendall, and Kris the…
 • Nori West
Saving This Show... Again
Kris said she needed help with the ratings
 • Nori West
Season 6!
How did this happen?
 • Nori West
My i-D Magazine Interview
I was mortified when I saw the interview. A good number of my answers have been heavily edited. This is irresponsible journalism.
 • Nori West
"The Kardashians" | S4 Ep1
I promise you, I won’t be doing anything like this with Chicago. I just started giving her head nods to her in the hallways. No way I’d let her get this…
 • Nori West
"The Kardashians" | S3 Ep8
No, I will not be singing “All I Want for Christmas is You” with Corey.
 • Nori West
"The Kardashians" | S3 Ep7
I never want to hear the words Dolce or Gabbana for as long as I live! Put this storyline to bed already. Dragging this out is exactly why I refuse to…
 • Nori West
"The Kardashians" | S3 Ep3
Kris is impressed that a father is giving his child food. The bar is on the ground for parenting in this family.
 • Nori West
"The Kardashians" | S3 Ep1
Season 3 opens with a very uncomfortable and unnecessarily long scene of my family roller skating in black catsuits to the tune of Beyonce’s “Cuff It”.
 • Nori West
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